Granny

Today I realized that I tie my shoes wrong.

Instead of a double-slippery square knot -- in which the loops exit the knot from the same side as the lace enters it -- I am tying a double-slippery granny knot.

What's up with that? It's not like I can relearn how to tie my shoes. Hopefully, my shoe laces will not be subjected to gale force winds.

UPDATE: False alarm.