Rug Doctor

A Rug Doctor:

IS a portable carpet and upholstery cleaning system
IS NOT a real doctor
IS reasonably effective at removing dirt
IS NOT easy to move around the house
IS prone to leaking soapy water all over the floor
IS NOT too hard on the pocketbook
IS essentially maintenance free
IS NOT very good at removing stains
IS pretty loud
IS NOT a fun way to spend a Sunday afternoon